It’s been a long 15 years but finally Derek Zoolander is back in Zoolander 2. Wait, now he’s fighting crime? Is he still really, really, really, ridiculously good looking? Is Blue Steel still his secret weapon? You know what can really help you sort through these important issues? Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And if you’re planning to see this movie as a Valentine’s date night, these will be the perfect accompaniment.

Just like in the first Zoolander, the refreshing frosty beverage can make any day brighter, even when you have a gasoline fight! Here’s a recipe to make your own tasty blended treat. Make sure you pour it into a large glass so no one thinks it’s a drink for ants.

You’ll need:

Derek Zoolander printouts




1 cup strong coffee, frozen into cubes

1 cup whole milk

¼ cup chocolate syrup

¼ cup sweetened condensed milk

2 tablespoons orange zest, plus more for topping

juice of half an orange

whipped cream



Cut out the Zoolander head and tape to the back of a straw. Set aside.

In a blender add the coffee cubes, milk, chocolate syrup, sweetened condensed milk, orange zest and orange juice. Blend well.

Pour into a tall glass, top with whipped cream, orange zest and chocolate syrup.